Short Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, “ALL BLONDES AREN’T DUMB?”
A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.