Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q: What’s the difference between blondes and McDonald’s?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer’s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q. How does a blonde high-5?
A. She smacks herself in the forehead.
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