Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool?
A: No smoking.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can’t get their head in the jar.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane?
A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer?
A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find?
A. Teeth in the cavity.
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